iKichigai wrote:xJochemx wrote:+ I rescued a dog from a burning building this morning. Jumped from a window with the darn beast in my arms, landed on the back of a truck carrying hay. The owner of the appartment was a 28 year old really gorgeous woman with an amazing figure. She had only just escaped the building before I resqued the dog (or I'd have rescued her of course) and was REALLY thankful. Next to the 1,000,000 Euro's she gave me (her entire inheritance from a died relative, I didn't really ask), I got a hole bunch of really nice pictures she took of herself and some amazing sex (not in her burnt appartment luckily).
That is so surreal.

Can't help it, it just happens to me all the time... I've built up a family of 22 kids with 22 different woman like this and a fortune of 7,000,000,000 Euro's.