ATTN CTTS HATERS

[Bentwreck]

screamo was created by orchid in france in 1968, and killed by ctts in the drawing room with the lead pipe

Replaying of Paris, 1968. Never left the Sorbonne. This is why French philosophy is important to Orchid: Will and Jayson never had a chance to extract true skramz power without the side effects of Althusser and Debord imbued onto their sound, forever and ever to be aped by others unleashing true skreamz. CTTS tried to undo those roots, but skreamzies saw to it that they would never have the chance. Scene kids everywhere are suiting up, brainwashed by the Circle to fight against those who maintain the real origin of the skramz. Time travel, epic battles, and intergalactic space warfare needs to be incorporated into this.

this is probably the worst post ever.

But you're unsure of whether it is or not. There's still hope.

[viva_h8]

do people on here not like ctts just cause alex doesn't?

band rules. who cares if there "skramz" or not
form your own opinions children, stop being a jock

[iKichigai]

Well, their ex-guitarist died.

[thebigmin]

do people on here not like ctts just cause alex doesn't?

band rules. who cares if there "skramz" or not
form your own opinions children, stop being a jock

the only kids I know who actually listen to CTTS are football jocks...true story

[Pete > You]

This was on vlv, another screamo video game thing....

Pg.99 test press vinyl's are epic and very sought after "screamo" drops
and can only be used by the class "Screamo". Proto-emo class have to
make do with Hated No More We Cry 7"s. The Hated is great midwest emo
with a strong indie rock influence, and it being a precursor of SDRE
and Jawbreaker, the "Emo" class can use them too, but they aren't as
effective in their trade lists. "Emo" class is most effective with REAL
emo like Sunny Day Real Estate, but are a versatile class capable of
using an array of different genre vinyls.



If the "Screamo" class puts points into "epic / orchestrated skramz"
talents, they can use Envy and I Would Set Myself on Fire for You
albums, but at the same time, it prevents them from using kittencore
vinyls. It's a pretty hard decision, but with enough consideration, the
right option for you is pretty clear.



Tony Brummel is the boss of the hardest dungeon. In phaseone he shoots
Thursday albums, and that stuns the Screamo and Emo classes (making
them reminisce about high school and how that's all behind them now),
but Proto-emos are impervious to this attack. At this point, Proto-emos
should really have their Hated 7"s ready. When Brummel flinches, you
must quickly switch to the Rites of Spring LP (or CD, but it is not as
effective) and spam it. The stun lasts for 30 seconds at a time, and
the cooldown for Tony's attack is 2 minutes, so when the stun fizzles
out, the Proto-emos should back off a bit and let Screamos and
especially Kittencore Screamos use their "Ghost of the Emo/Screamo
Past" attack, which does high damage. Emos should heal the damaged
Proto-emos first with "Milkweed" (if TRUE EMO specced) or resurrect
fallen comadres with "Spring" (if DC specced).



At the second phase Tony Brummel starts running around on his bulldog
mount. You should go close to him at this point but only use melee
attacks; the sharp edges of vinyl pressed at GZ is ideal for this, but
only usable by the PAES (Pretty Average Euro Screamo) specced Screamos.
Watch out for his "Baby Gopal" attack, that shit's nasty.



The third phase is the most complex and the series of attacks you have
to perform is really precise. The third phase begins with Tony Brummel
starting to fly around propelled by the hot air that comes out of his
mouth. First, one of the (TRUE) Emos should cast "Still Life", which
freezes Tony for 10 seconds and makes him fall from the sky. PAES's go
and whack him with melee attacks, and Proto-emos cast "Psalm" to drain
Tony's health and give it to players nearest to the drainee. There is a
5 minute cooldown on "Still Life", so it should be used one at a time.
After casting "Psalm", Epic / Orchestrated Skramz Screamos should use
the basic ranged attack "Viola" while Post-Emo Indie Rock specced Emos
use "Diary". Repeat this until Tony is at 1% health, and then the only
attack that will harm him is the combined attack of five screamos
called "Screamo is passion community love feeling friendship".



Tony succumbs and all is well on the Internet. The combined Internet
crusade of Proto-emos, Emos and Screamos will take down any obstacles
and truly restore the glory of the words Emo/Screamo. The players
receive 100 hours of emo/screamo on their computers, letting them get
high off the supposed knowledge they get from them. They can then
pretend to know the ins and outs now.

it says vinyls and orchestrated but still cool,, kind of funny... i think pete might understand everything once he realizes that ilmari wrote it.... I think. I'm not sure who wrote it.

I'm not reading all this shit, but props to THRILLmari. Ice nigga be true.

[Pete > You]

Oh, and here is a picture of Walter Benjamin inventing screamo:

[loveinathens]

Oh, and here is a picture of Walter Benjamin inventing screamo:

I literally spat at the screen laughing.

[VitiligoJackson]

of course this asshole would be selling as the roots undo for 1,000

http://shop.ebay.com/drummer19/m.html

[BROOTALPOODLE]

of course this asshole would be selling as the roots undo for 1,000

http://shop.ebay.com/drummer19/m.html

holy fucking shit is he seriously selling loma prieta for 100? fuck this guy.

[iKichigai]

Wow that is very idiotic, the one who would buy it for $1000, that is.