Historical figures in skramz bands

[iKichigai]

David Hume
Jean Paul Sartre
Pythagoras (although I feel like he would be doing a powerviolence band)
Adolf Hilter

[Abel]

Jean Paul Sartre

most skramz ever

[iKichigai]

edgar allen poe would probably be in a (awesome) nu metal band

Gawth.

[saysomething]

bukowski

[loveinathens]

Debord would probably be in Ampere.

[iKichigai]

James Joyce

[windowshopforlove]

bukowski

He'd more likely be in some shitty hipster band.

[Goatsego]

bukowski

He'd more likely be in some shitty hipster band.

[Pete > You]

schopenhauer.

What are you talking about band? Schopenhauer would roll solo under the name The Hedgehog Problem and his live shows would just be him blasting ominous music and staring at people until they cried.

Dante

Dante is too metulz for skramz

Although, he could form a nice bridge between his love of Beatrice and vivid descriptions of hell.
lml lml

Yeah, he was going through hell for love. Unrequited love. His entire writing output is based on falling in love with married women who didn't even know he existed and writing stuff while all mopey and alone in his room.

Anyway, another suggestion would be Issac Newton, who apparently died a virgin.

[trent_pee]

ned kelly. we talk about getting back together everytime we're wasted.