The Best and Worst thing to happen to you today

[jt__]

+ Am drank
- Am tired

[tonyxvx]

+ Going out with a girl I got rejected by 2 years ago
+ Her boobs got bigger
+ They were in, on, and around my mouth
- Public transit doesn't run on Sundays, plans have been foiled

[Gnarlin Gnartree]

-Didnt get the weed I was suppose to get
- Friends bailed on drunk basketball plans
- took a lot of sleeping pills, not working,
- life sucks

[Erkel Takes The Bear]

+Only thought about killing myself twice today which is below my average
+A girl at work and I flirt every once in a while
-Getting bummed that the lines above this one are the best pluses I can muster up

[xmoonxhowlerx]

+ Pwned some noobs in Dota

MY MAN!

Hahaha, I thought that I was the only one consuming that drug here!

[xJochemx]

+ I rescued a dog from a burning building this morning. Jumped from a window with the darn beast in my arms, landed on the back of a truck carrying hay. The owner of the appartment was a 28 year old really gorgeous woman with an amazing figure. She had only just escaped the building before I resqued the dog (or I'd have rescued her of course) and was REALLY thankful. Next to the 1,000,000 Euro's she gave me (her entire inheritance from a died relative, I didn't really ask), I got a hole bunch of really nice pictures she took of herself and some amazing sex (not in her burnt appartment luckily).

- iTunes updated (not that bad on itself) so now I have to do stupid things to scrobble.

[alexander]

+ I rescued a dog from a burning building this morning. Jumped from a window with the darn beast in my arms, landed on the back of a truck carrying hay. The owner of the appartment was a 28 year old really gorgeous woman with an amazing figure. She had only just escaped the building before I resqued the dog (or I'd have rescued her of course) and was REALLY thankful. Next to the 1,000,000 Euro's she gave me (her entire inheritance from a died relative, I didn't really ask), I got a hole bunch of really nice pictures she took of herself and some amazing sex (not in her burnt appartment luckily).

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOL

[ingoodhands]

Well where are the pictures?

[412Wolfpack]

+ women are flirting with me, which means that there are probably a few more that are going to end up flirting with me soon enough because they do this shit in groups
-still no puss

+1, I really think they do this shit in groups

+ free booze tonight, party from my work
+ a chance to hang out with my cousins and colleges
+ might smoke some weed to if we're not gettin to drunk
- missing out on 2 cool shows though
- studying for my exams next week, been busy with the most boring course the last 2 days, it's about public private cooperation
- its raining all day, and apparently all weekend

[xJochemx]

Well where are the pictures?

I took a bunch of pictures with my phone, but it fell as I landed on the truck... Luckily, I just bought a real nice new one, more than enough money now. Hehehe...