Historical figures in skramz bands

[Yetisnacks]

schopenhauer.

What are you talking about band? Schopenhauer would roll solo under the name The Hedgehog Problem and his live shows would just be him blasting ominous music and staring at people until they cried.

fock ya

[brianutatx]

Vlad the impaler would be all about the emoviolence

He would probably be in a Death Metal band.

I think Andre Breton would be in screamo band that sounds kinda like Envy with lyrics that are all emotional and stream of consciousness.
Alphonse Mucha would be in a band that covers Moss Icon's song Gravity the songs would sound like Portraits of Past.

[loveinathens]

Ernst Schrodinger.

[CitizenOfUlysses]

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[loveinathens]

Ernst Schrodinger.

Nah, he was too much of a player

HE WAS LIVING THE SKRAM LIFE, BRUH.

[HULKSwagon]

I can see Zhuge Liang listening to fucked up.

[loveinathens]

Vivaldi

[Karst]

I picture Patton in one of those cliche hardcore bands. Except instead of for the kids it's for America. Dammit.

[pennyarcade]

didn't read thread. came to post BILLY WERNER.

[iKichigai]

didn't read thread. came to post BILLY WERNER.

LOL