TOPSHELF RECORDS

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Re: TOPSHELF RECORDS

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saalt wrote:My sister once met up with kevin to make a trade. When she met up with him she asked if maybe he;d like to sign some hardcore bands to change it up. He spit in her hair and screamed "this is bawstin bitch" and pushed her to the ground. when i emailed him about the incident he told me to "stop being a dumb ass hoe"

i have the emails
Whoa... :o
I don't really like any of the bands that are on there, so I've never dealt with them.
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saalt wrote:My sister once met up with kevin to make a trade. When she met up with him she asked if maybe he;d like to sign some hardcore bands to change it up. He spit in her hair and screamed "this is bawstin bitch" and pushed her to the ground. when i emailed him about the incident he told me to "stop being a dumb ass hoe"

i have the emails
I don't believe this, tyler

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saalt wrote:My sister once met up with kevin to make a trade. When she met up with him she asked if maybe he;d like to sign some hardcore bands to change it up. He spit in her hair and screamed "this is bawstin bitch" and pushed her to the ground. when i emailed him about the incident he told me to "stop being a dumb ass hoe"

i have the emails


None of this is surprising except the spitting part. I know for a fact that Kevin had his salivary gland removed and transplanted into his tear duct canal, because he wasn't born with the ability to produce tears.
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They put out a few good bands and some of my friends bands but they also put out Dads and The Clippers...

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They've introduced me to some cool bands on their comps. Know nothing about the dudes though.

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Jakey LIAF wrote:i won't talk shit on dudes who run any independent label, because the only reward that comes out of it is putting out records by bands you like and ends up putting you in serious debt. it is a bigger money pit than being in a band, AND instead of maybe one girl wanting to fuck you as a result of being in a band, zero care that you run a label.

i will say that the only piece of record label merch i would wear is if the logo depicts a decapitated pig, and as brian stated, you are a dork if you own a topshelf t-shirt.
i back this. not because of your record label merch comment, but because the truth is running a label is a money pit and nobody does care if you run a label. no female has ever taken interest in me because of my record label, i'm sad to say.

the record label HAS interfered and led to the demise of more than one long-term relationship though. you know how much time is spent doing mailorders and assembling records? girls only think it's cute or interesting the first couple times. then, it's a burden in the relationship and makes them doubt you are marriage material.

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saalt wrote:My sister once met up with kevin to make a trade. When she met up with him she asked if maybe he;d like to sign some hardcore bands to change it up. He spit in her hair and screamed "this is bawstin bitch" and pushed her to the ground. when i emailed him about the incident he told me to "stop being a dumb ass hoe"

i have the emails
probably the best thing ever posted here.

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so whos goin to the showcase this weekend

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saalt wrote:so whos goin to the showcase this weekend
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phoenix_crush wrote:
saalt wrote:My sister once met up with kevin to make a trade. When she met up with him she asked if maybe he;d like to sign some hardcore bands to change it up. He spit in her hair and screamed "this is bawstin bitch" and pushed her to the ground. when i emailed him about the incident he told me to "stop being a dumb ass hoe"

i have the emails
I don't believe this, tyler
Yeah I don't know, dude. The king of PC Nerds wouldn't call someone a "dumb ass hoe"

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