TOPSHELF RECORDS

[CitizenOfUlysses]

"32 color combinations"

[brianutatx]

Hahahaha holy shit. Big kids are sick doe.

The doors that way, you can let yourself out.

[arewehavingfunyet]

Just have a seat brian. Just have a seat right over here. What are you doing here brian?

[CitizenOfUlysses]

dads played pittsburgh last night (I was at home watching anime for homework) and I heard they punched a dude in the face repeatedly for some reason. like they put on their blog that apparently he was fucking with their pedal the entire night and that he made "racist comments", but I know some dudes who are super chill with that dude and I don't think the aforementioned dudes would be cool with racists at all considering they run a house with all that coolio safe space shit where oppression isn't tolerated (cool dudes, those dudes are). idk, I just felt like that was relevant to this thread. I feel like even if somebody is an insufferable douchebag to you throughout your set, punching them in the face just doesn't seem like a great idea. I guess this means dads ain't no weenies no more?

[brianutatx]

I guess this means dads ain't no weenies no more?

Wieners fight with their fists, Big Dogs fight with their riffs.

[XingKing]

I feel embarrassed that I used to own one of those Big Dog shirts as a kid. It was a Star Wars spoof

[pygmyprieta]

Topshelf kids like to to name drop. It's worth mentioning all the Topshelf kids I know cry during sex. Not just like little tears, but "Oh my god defeater!" wave tears.

[phoenix_crush]

You have had sex with every Topshelf kid you know?

[pygmyprieta]

You have had sex with every Topshelf kid you know?

II was looking at their tumblrs

[dannzac]

So Code Orange Kids is touring Europe with CTTS