Val Sailboats & Evan Fight Fair hit the gym! (Kodan)(SKRAMZ)
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:30 pm
It's a lovely day in SKRAMZ mecca OAKLAND, CA and VAL SAILBOATS (current drummer of LOMA PRIETA) and EVAN FIGHT FAIR (AKA EMO EVAN, formerly of SEEING MEANS MORE) decide to lift some weights!
They group iMessage their skramz bro THEBIGMIN (aka SKRAMZ MARTYR) to ask his advice for what they should lift today.
Val Sailboats: Sup TheBigmin?
TheBigmin: Sups?
Val Sailboats: Me and Evan Fight Fair are gonna go lift in Oakland. Any suggestions on a good lift for today?
TheBigmin: Of course bro, make sure to hit your compounds! Try overhead press, barbell bench press, and some dips today.
Val Sailboats: Sick dude! Are you coming?
TheBigmin: Brah, I wish dude. I'm at work right now in LA making movies. I just got this Australian actor in the new X-MEN: APOCALYPSE film, so sick!
Val Sailbots: Pissening! Alright bro well hit you later. Stay Skramz!
TheBigmin: Stay Skramz!
Val Sailboats finishes getting ready and puts on his legendary 2001 KODAN ARMADA shirt. He starts flexing in the mirror and admires his physique.
Val Sailboats: SKRAMZ LIFE BABY!
After admiring himself a little more, he steps outside of his SKRAM MANSION waterside at LAKE MERRIT and steps into the FIGHT FAIR VAN. He puts on some JEROMES DREAM and drives to pick up Evan Fight Fair at his ORINDA MANSION.
SMASH CUT to Evan Fight Fair's driveway.
Evan Fight Fair walks up to the FIGHT FAIR VAN and is looking EVAN JACKED.
Evan Fight Fair: Sup Val Sailboats, you ready to fucking lift?!
Val Sailboats: You know it brah! I've been listening to USURP SYNAPSE all day getting pumped!
Val Sailboats and Evan Fight Fair give each other a BRO POUND and continue to the gym while blasting the latest AMPERE single. They finally get to the gym and Val Sailboats starts putting change in the meter.
They get to the gym and take TheBigmin's advice and start setting back to back PRs, the pump is sickening! Val Sailboats even hits a new PR, 1 Rep Max of 115lb on bench! (SRS)
Val Sailboats: Evan i'm a beast! SKRAM LIFE!
Evan Sailboats: Brah I always knew you would be a lift bro! Pissening!
Val Sailboats: We're all gonna make it brah!
Evan Fight Fair: SKRAM LIFE, CMHWAK BABY!
The two SKRAM BROS finish up their lift and they feel like they just acquired 100 SKULL SPLITS off SKYLAB COMMERCE. Next they hit up the local TANNING SALON and get a KALE SMOOTHIE from the local ORGANIC JUICE SHOP. After the SHAKE, they call up their 10/10 MINT GIRLFRIENDS and have PORN STAR sex for the rest of the day.
THE END
They group iMessage their skramz bro THEBIGMIN (aka SKRAMZ MARTYR) to ask his advice for what they should lift today.
Val Sailboats: Sup TheBigmin?
TheBigmin: Sups?
Val Sailboats: Me and Evan Fight Fair are gonna go lift in Oakland. Any suggestions on a good lift for today?
TheBigmin: Of course bro, make sure to hit your compounds! Try overhead press, barbell bench press, and some dips today.
Val Sailboats: Sick dude! Are you coming?
TheBigmin: Brah, I wish dude. I'm at work right now in LA making movies. I just got this Australian actor in the new X-MEN: APOCALYPSE film, so sick!
Val Sailbots: Pissening! Alright bro well hit you later. Stay Skramz!
TheBigmin: Stay Skramz!
Val Sailboats finishes getting ready and puts on his legendary 2001 KODAN ARMADA shirt. He starts flexing in the mirror and admires his physique.
Val Sailboats: SKRAMZ LIFE BABY!
After admiring himself a little more, he steps outside of his SKRAM MANSION waterside at LAKE MERRIT and steps into the FIGHT FAIR VAN. He puts on some JEROMES DREAM and drives to pick up Evan Fight Fair at his ORINDA MANSION.
SMASH CUT to Evan Fight Fair's driveway.
Evan Fight Fair walks up to the FIGHT FAIR VAN and is looking EVAN JACKED.
Evan Fight Fair: Sup Val Sailboats, you ready to fucking lift?!
Val Sailboats: You know it brah! I've been listening to USURP SYNAPSE all day getting pumped!
Val Sailboats and Evan Fight Fair give each other a BRO POUND and continue to the gym while blasting the latest AMPERE single. They finally get to the gym and Val Sailboats starts putting change in the meter.
They get to the gym and take TheBigmin's advice and start setting back to back PRs, the pump is sickening! Val Sailboats even hits a new PR, 1 Rep Max of 115lb on bench! (SRS)
Val Sailboats: Evan i'm a beast! SKRAM LIFE!
Evan Sailboats: Brah I always knew you would be a lift bro! Pissening!
Val Sailboats: We're all gonna make it brah!
Evan Fight Fair: SKRAM LIFE, CMHWAK BABY!
The two SKRAM BROS finish up their lift and they feel like they just acquired 100 SKULL SPLITS off SKYLAB COMMERCE. Next they hit up the local TANNING SALON and get a KALE SMOOTHIE from the local ORGANIC JUICE SHOP. After the SHAKE, they call up their 10/10 MINT GIRLFRIENDS and have PORN STAR sex for the rest of the day.
THE END