What's the most skramz car?

[porkbrain]

I'm in the market for a car right now. I'm sick of getting rides to my shitty community college and part time $10/hr dishwashing job at Outback.
Naturally, I need a car that will make people think, "Wow, that guy's a real fucking badass that listens to skramz and gets lots of dingle." I'm thinking either a silver 2011 Chevrolet Impala LT or a white 2015 Toyota Corolla LE. Do you guys have any other suggestions?

[Cpt9Ball]

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[CharlieBronson]

A honda accord or a VW jetta

[klefmop]

A honda accord or a VW jetta

I drive a 1995 honda accord station wagon SRS

ride bikes

The correct answer

[CharlieBronson]

A honda accord or a VW jetta

I drive a 1995 honda accord station wagon SRS

ride bikes

The correct answer

mirin

[relaxiwontpost]

ride bikes

[brianutatx]

I drive a 2003 Toyota Camry, it's pretty beat up looking and has 247K miles on it.

[porkbrain]

bikes sound cool but I can't use one because I have to commute twenty miles down an interstate every day starting in a month or two

[FANTASTIC WOUND]

1970's Lincoln. No question.

[porkbrain]

UPDATE:
I bought a car. It is a 2001 Honda Accord Coupe, complete with a V6 engine and an automatic transmission with 210k miles on it, ready to fucking explode at any point
It's pretty skramz I guess, I put in $30 speakers and a new radio and now when I listen to crust punk too loud it warbles and fizzles out, so that's kinda neat
Thanks for helping me buy a car guys