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mulder wrote:I was one of the jocks at school...
literature as masturbatory paraphernalia.

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I once had to write a 13 page film review on the movie ponyo. However, 2 of those pages were about the Jean Claude Van Damme classic Street Fighter the movie. I still managed to get a B- on it somehow.

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Our English prof had us do a fucking essay about beauty. I stayed up until 3am for three days and got a D. My first time to get fucked in collge. I miss fucking high school.
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maybe I am too old for this site, I have my degree already. and I never bitched about having to write essays. well... not too much.

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Just major in something in the business field...you just do basic homework, take tests, and learn how to destroy your conscience so you can feel good about fucking people over.

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My conscience is Dr. Dre and Eminem.

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I'm doing my thesis on music-based subculture and I'm about to knife myself in the balls for listening to this much Snapcase.

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picklehammer wrote:maybe I am too old for this site, I have my degree already. and I never bitched about having to write essays. well... not too much.
essays were easy. just pull out some random quotes, make reference to post-modernism. follow the essay structure formula. it's like math with words. just do the same thing every time and you kill it = free english minor = meaningless.

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loveinathens wrote:I'm doing my thesis on music-based subculture and I'm about to knife myself in the balls for listening to this much Snapcase.
Hahaha, I feel you. I can't make it past the first vocal line in "Caboose". Gimme some more details, if you would.

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