The Best and Worst thing to happen to you today

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The Best and Worst thing to happen to you today

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Because this forum doesn't have one

- I have a test over Korea in my East Asia class today. I didn't study for shit
- It's an essay test so I'm going to look like a jackass for bullshitting 5 pages.
+ It's cool because I got a 100 on my last one
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+I rule
+I'm going to the gym
+I'm listening to Ministry Of Sound Addicted To Bass
there is no happy here

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+I had sex with a girl in my english class last night
-I hadn't had sex in 11 months before this
+I'm a fat dude who had sex with a good looking chick, after an 11 month dry spell

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clayt0n wrote:+I had sex with a girl in my english class last night
-I hadn't had sex in 11 months before this
+I'm a fat dude who had sex with a good looking chick, after an 11 month dry spell
props!

before i met my wife my spell had been like almost 2 years, then i hooked up with this beautiful girl that is way out of my league and then ended up marrying her.
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jt__ wrote:Because this forum doesn't have one

- I have a test over Korea in my East Asia class today. I didn't study for shit
- It's an essay test so I'm going to look like a jackass for bullshitting 5 pages.
+ It's cool because I got a 100 on my last one
UPDATE MOTHERFUCKERS
Aced it.
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- Had a tutorial i didn't want to go to but had to get registered for so my attendance was high enough to pass this year at uni.
+ Turned up 45 minutes late, put my name on the register, sat for 5 minutes drinking a coffee, packed shit up, left. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
there is no happy here

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+i didn't have to take this annoying bimbo to school today, she is a major bimbo
+i got out of sCOOL early
-i have to pack for a church trip my mom is dragging me to
-no one has weed to sell me so this weekend is gonna be lame
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+ i woke up

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- I rolled the fucked out my ankle, couldnt walk.

+ My friend gave me 4 oxycodones

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+ Dad took me out to lunch
+ Seeing Loma Prieta tonight
+ Finally got internet
- Woke up at 7:45 for class

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