Tell me about your country

[Pete > You]

It's cold, grey, and dull as fuck. Depressing.

Please stop posting in this thread.

[crowquill]

At least we have meatballs.

[Erkel Takes The Bear]

I live in Merica, we are better than everyone, we are stronger than everyone, we are more powerful than everyone. We are the best country on the planet and probably the universe. We have some negro as president but that's just a minor setback, Romney or Palin will be there soon. The French are pussies, Between Europe and China is a place filled with terrorists, Australians make Foster's and I love Crocodile Dundee favorite movie, Asians have tiny penises but hey thanks for making our stuff and Mexico is where I get my drugs but them spicks better not be stealing my jerb. Whoooo that was a long winded post, could go for a Big Mac right about now.

[ghostknifer]

I live in Merica, we are better than everyone, we are stronger than everyone, we are more powerful than everyone. We are the best country on the planet and probably the universe. We have some negro as president but that's just a minor setback, Romney or Palin will be there soon. The French are pussies, Between Europe and China is a place filled with terrorists, Australians make Foster's and I love Crocodile Dundee favorite movie, Asians have tiny penises but hey thanks for making our stuff and Mexico is where I get my drugs but them spicks better not be stealing my jerb. Whoooo that was a long winded post, could go for a Big Mac right about now.

very funny post, i like how you took the "red state bumpkin" angle that is so often overlooked in joking about/criticizing america! keep up the good work!

[Pete > You]

Ghostknifer ghostknifing that motherfucker.

[Bentwreck]

I'm in Canada. It's chilly right now.

[Erkel Takes The Bear]

I live in Merica, we are better than everyone, we are stronger than everyone, we are more powerful than everyone. We are the best country on the planet and probably the universe. We have some negro as president but that's just a minor setback, Romney or Palin will be there soon. The French are pussies, Between Europe and China is a place filled with terrorists, Australians make Foster's and I love Crocodile Dundee favorite movie, Asians have tiny penises but hey thanks for making our stuff and Mexico is where I get my drugs but them spicks better not be stealing my jerb. Whoooo that was a long winded post, could go for a Big Mac right about now.

very funny post, i like how you took the "red state bumpkin" angle that is so often overlooked in joking about/criticizing america! keep up the good work!

I was being serious you sarcastic skinny emo fuck

[Pete > You]

I live in Merica, we are better than everyone, we are stronger than everyone, we are more powerful than everyone. We are the best country on the planet and probably the universe. We have some negro as president but that's just a minor setback, Romney or Palin will be there soon. The French are pussies, Between Europe and China is a place filled with terrorists, Australians make Foster's and I love Crocodile Dundee favorite movie, Asians have tiny penises but hey thanks for making our stuff and Mexico is where I get my drugs but them spicks better not be stealing my jerb. Whoooo that was a long winded post, could go for a Big Mac right about now.

very funny post, i like how you took the "red state bumpkin" angle that is so often overlooked in joking about/criticizing america! keep up the good work!

I was being serious you sarcastic skinny emo fuck

Oh, you're just retarded then. Excuse us.

[VitiligoJackson]

I live in Merica, we are better than everyone, we are stronger than everyone, we are more powerful than everyone. We are the best country on the planet and probably the universe. We have some negro as president but that's just a minor setback, Romney or Palin will be there soon. The French are pussies, Between Europe and China is a place filled with terrorists, Australians make Foster's and I love Crocodile Dundee favorite movie, Asians have tiny penises but hey thanks for making our stuff and Mexico is where I get my drugs but them spicks better not be stealing my jerb. Whoooo that was a long winded post, could go for a Big Mac right about now.

very funny post, i like how you took the "red state bumpkin" angle that is so often overlooked in joking about/criticizing america! keep up the good work!

I was being serious you sarcastic skinny emo fuck

where in "merica" are you from?

[Erkel Takes The Bear]

Oh, you're just retarded then. Excuse us.

Yes, thank you.