The Best and Worst thing to happen to you today

[Jordan]

so glad this semester is almost over

+got some steel reserve earlier
-i'm that broke

[forzamadrid]

+got new headphones
-wasted money on yet another uneventful brightest day issue
-having some money problems

[tonyxvx]

+ Kickass spaghetti
- ingrown toenail
+ kissed some hot whore
- painful sore on lip

[HULKSwagon]

-Had some nasty greasy pizza
+Threw it up later

[xdylanx]

+ Last night I saw Chris Conley play all of I'm Sorry I'm Leaving
+ Slept in today
+ Went to the punk flea market and got 4 records for $20, christmas presents for my sisters and a straight edge patch
+ Seeing Monument and Everyone Everywhere tonight
+ I only have 3 classes left this quarter

[ghostknifer]

+ kissed some hot whore
- painful sore on lip

welcome to hell buddy, that shits for life. hope she didn't slurp your derp as well.

[iKichigai]

-No sleep 'cause of powerviolence dry cough
-Waking up to screaming nephews who sounded like they're being slaughtered while their mother is trying to bathe them
-I need to rest but can't with screaming children running around and pounding at my room's door.

[tonyxvx]

+ kissed some hot whore
- painful sore on lip

welcome to hell buddy, that shits for life. hope she didn't slurp your derp as well.

LOL
First part was jokez, luckily the girl who slurps my derp is clean

[forzamadrid]

+rode bike
-wanna pig out but i can't.

[tonyxvx]

+ Silk nog
+ pizza
+ Inception
+ Scared the shit outta some homophobe
- Forgot to work on my project