Band Names That Annoy You

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Pete > You wrote: x Vincent Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine x
i remember this band! what a great fucking name.
Pete > You wrote: The Worst Five Minutes of Your Life
again, genius.
Pete > You wrote: Choke Their Rivers With Our Dead
apparently this is a simsons reference?

anyway... any of those fucking new jack "post hardcore" or whatever band names: pianos became the teeth, we came as romans, asking alexandria, breathe carolina, fucking whatever. fact: if you look like pokemon and have a stupid name, i will NEVER listen to your band.
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xdylanx wrote:
kevin wrote: - edge names with x brackets, with the exception of xfilesx
I can't think of any x____x band that's good besides them. Most of those bands are fake ass Seventh Dagger bro shit.
xbrainiax is a cool name
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Indeed it is a Simpsons reference.

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THIS IS AMERICA. SPEAK AMERICAN.

I honestly really like miischa's name. I mean, yeah it's a pain in the ass to type (I google search "miischa screamo" and copy'n'paste the cyrillic spelling from the search results) but I still think it's cool and it works as long as they're the only ones that do it. I really hate the straightedge band names, unless it's one of those clever ones like xFilesx, xbrainiax, xmalcolmx, but shit like xdeathstarx, xbrightx, focusedxminds, i think that's fucking stupid. As far as long band names, it's cool as long as only very few bands do it, in my opinion. The ones who did originally (haikus, iwouldetc) should be the only.

Also, no one really mentions that Bon Iver and Beau Navire are pronounced pretty much the same way.

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except people say bon eye-ver (rhymes with mcguyver) why? because this is america and we speak american. oh shit.

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AlecEberhardt wrote:THIS IS AMERICA. SPEAK AMERICAN.
You realize of course that's not my point. None of the members of мища are even Russian, so it has nothing to do with speaking the language. I promote learning and speaking as many languages as possible, in fact I write songs in my screamo band that specifically calls for holding onto cultural identity and rejecting assimilation into American culture. I spent years in college learning a language (Czech) that only about 10 million other people in the world speak.

Honestly if мища was Russian and was way into promoting awareness of Russian cultural identity I would be okay with them using that name, but thats not the case, they are co opting something that they have nothing to do with into the void that is American culture. I also dislike how hippies casually use terms like karma and and like to scratch the surface of other Hindu and Yogi beliefs. It's casual, pretentious and is ultimately a bit mis leading.

If you want to spend years learning the Cyrillic alphabet and all the cases that Slavic languages have along with all the other nuances that Slavic languages have then I might feel compelled to be okay with you naming your band a Russian name, until then you are a tourist in the Slavic language family and it bums me the hell out.
AlecEberhardt wrote:I honestly really like miischa's name. I mean, yeah it's a pain in the ass to type (I google search "miischa screamo" and copy'n'paste the cyrillic spelling from the search results) but I still think it's cool and it works as long as they're the only ones that do it.
So you have to do extra work to find out information about them, if they used a Latin alphabet when choosing a name this wouldn't be a problem. Once again I don't know the Cyrillic alphabet don't have a Cyrillic keyboard. Using a Cyrillic alphabet is the equivalent to using symbols like witch house bands do like, †‡† (Ritualz), it's dumb as hell. First find the key, then go to the gatekeeper, if you know the 73 word pass code and the secret hand shake you can then enter the first door , you will then enter a room where there are 3 doors. Behind one door are man eating lions, behind another is a pit of fire and behind the other is the only computer in the world where you can search for information about some band from Maryland.
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plagueship wrote:except people say bon eye-ver (rhymes with mcguyver) why? because this is america and we speak american. oh shit.
Yep.
brianutatx wrote:lotta stuff
Gotta go with Brian here, meaningless pastiche is pretty annoying. So is having to look up ASCII codes to type out a band's name. That's pretty much textbook annoying right there. Not to mention that not many people can even read or pronounce it.

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you guys are missing the point: shit is KVLT. underground culture is always to some extent about purposeful obscurity and scrambling up of standard systems of meaning. have you heard of this band called 'artist unknown'? too kvlt to scrobble!! take that, panopticon!

i can't believe no one has mentioned ofwgkta and their 8 other sub-names for subgroups of them like Jet Age to the Future or whatever the fuck.

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Cool so now Russian is reduced to being cult like, (read: abnormal) obscure, and underground. This is starting to sound racist. As a Slavic man I find this offensive.

мища = most racist band name in screamo
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Brian, I understand where you're coming from. Believe me, I do. It just doesn't bother me, personally. And the whole American thing was a joke. Also, the drummer from Miischa who chose the name was studying Russian. That's how they came up with it.

Fact of the matter: this band rules hard. I love them, they're original, their name might be a bitch but it doesn't ruin it for me.

http://youtu.be/MR1mnXrriZU

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